When we were younger we thought we knew everything. Now we’ve forgotten more than we ever knew. But there are a few universal things we all finally know and remember.
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
Usually when Betty White is a guest on his show, Jimmy Fallon challenges her to a game of Beer Pong. But this week, the tables were turned and Betty challenged Jimmy to a game from her youth: Password!
Back in the 60′s, Betty appeared on the original Password game show on TV. With two audience contestants, Jimmy and Betty went head-to-head in this nail-biter!
These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:
1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”
2. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”
3. “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” (My Favorite)
4. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”
Hollywood Squares:
These great questions and answers are from the days when ‘ Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’
‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.
‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.’
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily
and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Many of us grew up with good ol’ rock and roll…Beach Boys, Sonny and Cher and even Frank Sinatra…on the AM radio. But when you saw these bands on TV they rarely played there own instruments. And they never had a band behind them it seemed. just where did that music come from?
They were a group of musicians known as the Wrecking Crew. And now you can see their story in a new documentary.
Every so often i run across a video on YouTube while searching for something else. THIS is one of thsoe videos. I was looking for a country video to use in a post on KILT.com and…well…just check it out.
They kinda break into a Munchkin, Wizard of Oz type chant at the end. It’s so strange I’ll just leave it for your comments.
Now as for odd covers that I really think are good…like, fun to watch good. I present this Ukranian Polka Band covering Katy Perry’s “Hot N Cold”
